Bikini Warriors

hamletsmage Dec 29, 2015

2

Don't touch that play button. Stop. What are you doing? Just... why? Where to begin with this anime? It was meant as parody to most RPG games where the female characters tend to get horribly small armor sets. I'm looking at you Final Fantasy XIV. What it ends up being is soft-core hentai. The joke was taken too far and went into the red-zone of weird that I usually reserve for Queen's Blade. Is there a story? No. It follows some of the usual missions one would find in an RPG, and has some dungeon grinding, but there's no overlying story.  Do you like boobs? Because that's the limitation of the animation. The backgrounds are "meh" at best. Half the time, side characters are in shadow to reduce the amount of time taken away from the animation of the worst boob physics since Highschool of the Dead.  There's no opening theme, and the end theme is instrumental. The soundtrack repeats pretty often, so there's not much to say about the sound department. I guess the voices matched the characters alright?  The characters have little to no personality traits. They don't even have actual names, just class titles. If this was an RPG, they would be the NPCs. AND WHY IS THE PALADIN SO PERVERTED! Are there redeeming qualities? It's short. You can probably watch the entire anime in the time it takes to watch two normal episodes or anything else. 

Thrawn Feb 5, 2016

10

Story It is about a group of buxom, nubile, female warrior vixens who are scantily clad. Do you want more? Hm. I guess it's technically about a Fighter, sexy Paladin, best Magician and dark elf... warrior/mage hybrid, I guess. She isn't really a magic knight as she- wait, she might be classified as one because since she's using magic, she can't wear heavy armor and I guess her armor is light enough and revealing enough to not interfere with her magic while still using a sword. Yeah, guess she is a mage knight of sorts, or the equivalent of a dual-class hybrid, not specializing in either and could have actually have been a rogue/thief because the party is durastically lacking in thievery/stealth. They are really stacked for DPS since all but magician uses physical attacks as a primary form of damage, despite Dark Elf's lackluster magic. Excluding Paladin's holy arts against the undead of course. They're skimpy and show off plenty of skin. It's what you would expect from a show called Bikini Warriors. Animation Sound What now? Characters Overall God yes.

TeeDeeDubYa Dec 17, 2015

5

I really enjoyed reading the other reviews whining about how this didn't have a story/plot.  So let me get this straight. The episodes are 4 minutes long... It's named Bikini Warriors... Did you not see the tits that ignored gravity on the cover or the fist 10 seconds of the anime? What the hell did you expect?   I just imagine these people watching porn and focusing on the plumber bringing the wrong wrench. This is 100% ecchi and it did that pretty well.